Wednesday, September 26, 2007

My Own Private Ant Farm

Our driveway used to be home to a very large and very aggressive black ant colony. "But DDW why do you say used to be home?" Well, this wonderful colony of ants has moved into my minivan. That's right, DDW's fabulous minivan is now a giant, travelling ANT FARM! AHHHHHHHHHH!

It turns out there was a small donut particle in the back seat that brought the ants like bees to the honey. I said they were aggressive didn't I? I once dropped a burrito on the driveway, and in the time it took me to go in the house and grab some napkins to clean it up I had a full-blown swarm goin' on.

The only good news: ants are definitely not attracted to diet coke.

1 comment:

Adam - Janet - Owen - Caroline said...

You can commiserate with Mom & Dad on that one! :-)